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"You have the bridge, Number One. I’ll be in the holodeck."

"The holodeck, sir?"

"It appears as if I’ve been granted one extra hour in the ball pit and I do not intend on wasting a single second of it."


"Captain, it seems someone has been tampering with some of the Holodeck’s imaging algorithms. At the behest of Lieutenant Commander Worf, I have run a diagnostic on your recreational program and have discovered a few minor changes. For example, the existence of an aqueous solution foreign to the scenario comprised of 95% water with the remaining constituents being trace amounts of urea, chloride, sodium, potassium, creatinine and other inorganic ions and compounds—"

"In layman’s terms, Mr. Data?"

"Someone has peed in the ball pit, Captain."

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